Joke 1
Bulletin Blooper: "Ushers will swat latecomers at these points in the service."
Joke 2
It had been snowing for several hours, when an annoucement came over the college campus intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars promptly? We must begin plowing."
Fifteen minutes later, there came another announcement: "Will the nine-hundred students who went to move thirty-four please return to class?"
Joke 3
Gwen: "Have you heard about the new AMAZING pasta diet?"
Winn: "No. What's involved?"
Gwen: It's so simple! You simply learn to walk pasta da refrigerator without stopping, pasta the cookie jar, and pasta the cupboard......."
Joke 4
Little Johnny was bothered with a question that he had to ask his Sunday school teacher. "Miss Davis, are there any animals in heaven?"
I'm not sure Johnny," his teacher responed.
"Well, I just wanted to know, 'cause last Sunday we sang about 'Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear.'"
Joke 5
"Mommy! Mommy! Randell just broke the bedroom window!"
"Oh, no! How did that happen?"
"I threw a shoe at him and he ducked."
Hope that you enjoyed the jokes!
Julia Virginia T.