Any one for Golf?

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05-30-2008 2:43 AM

Sandy
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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Joes wife.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he replied.

"But you're 75 years old, Joe!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Joe.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch the ball," his wife pointed out.

The next day Joe teed off with Scott looking on. Joe swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Joe.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Joe, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

“God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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05-30-2008 9:32 AM In reply to

jmac
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Aren't they cute little fellers?

Sandy, I don't know that this has anything to do with age, can't really remember, but I quit hunting those "Golf" creatures years ago.

First off it is very expensive to buy the hunting outfits (shoes, little funky cap, nickers, etc.), but the biggest expense to me were the weapons, clubs with carrying bag. I tried using a shotgun instead of the recommened method with which to bring the golfball into submission, that did'nt work, intestines sticking out everywhere!

Anyhow, when I tried to cook those things, no, no way to get them tender enough to eat. So I just stay with my favorite egg dish.

If you will notice the above golf hunter is wearing red, this is a common practice for hunters when several people are out hunting golfs. Easier to see each other and make sure the other person doesn't steal your golf when you have beaten it into submission with your different clubs.

As can be seen above, here is a golf getting ready to leap into his hole to escape the merciless beatings of the tireless golf hunter. Is there a society for the "prevention of cruelty" to these little critters?

After all you can't even make soup out of them!

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05-31-2008 10:38 AM In reply to

ANNIEG
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jmac:
If you will notice the above golf hunter is wearing red, this is a common practice for hunters when several people are out hunting golfs. Easier to see each other and make sure the other person doesn't steal your golf when you have beaten it into submission with your different clubs.

I always wondered what they were doing with those clubs, now I know

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06-02-2008 2:51 PM In reply to

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ANNIEG:

jmac:
If you will notice the above golf hunter is wearing red, this is a common practice for hunters when several people are out hunting golfs. Easier to see each other and make sure the other person doesn't steal your golf when you have beaten it into submission with your different clubs.

I always wondered what they were doing with those clubs, now I know

I know , isn't it wonderful sis , this man is such a mind of information

Hey broth I noticed your comment where you said "when I tried to cook those things, no, no way to get them tender enough to eat." Well I think I have the solution to that problem , da dada da

(suspence music) but

or every one will want one

and then there could be a world shortage of Golfs!

and prices will sore

and it will be a matter of supply and demand and , and , and I'd better shut up now because i'm getting carried away

So lets get back to what could be the solution! please let me introduce you to my new Halogen oven (his name is Terry

, joke folks joke)

My new Halogen Oven cooks to perfection

so could this be the solution your looking for broth to tenderize them Golfs? and whats more it has a self cleaning feature on it too

. Has you see broth i'm cooking an older version of the golf

Love Sandy x

UK time 20.50pm 2nd June

“God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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06-03-2008 8:03 PM In reply to

ANNIEG
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Sandy:
I know , isn't it wonderful sis , this man is such a mind of information

It's amazing how knowledgable he is!

I was wondering if a little tenderizing could help them, you know pound them like you tenderize steak?? If not at least it would help any frustration one might have from the stress of "catching" one of those golfs?

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06-03-2008 11:48 PM In reply to

aussiegirl
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Sandy:

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Joes wife.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he replied.

"But you're 75 years old, Joe!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Joe.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch the ball," his wife pointed out.

The next day Joe teed off with Scott looking on. Joe swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Joe.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Joe, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

Oh My!! Sandy..Just found this post..Well! Brilliant..just amazing...love it..LOL...sharp and funny...LOL********

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06-03-2008 11:50 PM In reply to

aussiegirl
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Sandy:
ANNIEG:

jmac:
If you will notice the above golf hunter is wearing red, this is a common practice for hunters when several people are out hunting golfs. Easier to see each other and make sure the other person doesn't steal your golf when you have beaten it into submission with your different clubs.

I always wondered what they were doing with those clubs, now I know

I know , isn't it wonderful sis , this man is such a mind of information

Hey broth I noticed your comment where you said "when I tried to cook those things, no, no way to get them tender enough to eat." Well I think I have the solution to that problem , da dada da (suspence music) but or every one will want one and then there could be a world shortage of Golfs!and prices will sore and it will be a matter of supply and demand and , and , and I'd better shut up now because i'm getting carried away So lets get back to what could be the solution! please let me introduce you to my new Halogen oven (his name is Terry , joke folks joke)

My new Halogen Oven cooks to perfection so could this be the solution your looking for broth to tenderize them Golfs? and whats more it has a self cleaning feature on it too. Has you see broth i'm cooking an older version of the golf

Love Sandy x

UK time 20.50pm 2nd June

Hey Sandy very impressive..is that a slow cooker...like a crock pot...Do you guys call them that???...

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06-04-2008 9:14 AM In reply to

jmac
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Hey Sandy very impressive..is that a slow cooker...like a crock pot...Do you guys call them that???...

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Hey Aussiegirl I think they are called a "Ray-De-A-Tor", it "Zaps" the meat, sort of like a.............

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06-04-2008 3:08 PM In reply to

Sandy
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jmac:

Hey Sandy very impressive..is that a slow cooker...like a crock pot...Do you guys call them that???...

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Hey Aussiegirl I think they are called a "Ray-De-A-Tor", it "Zaps" the meat, sort of like a.............

Hi guys the Halogen oven is a Convection oven! , ooooooooooo how many bit word is that broth

below is a link where we purchased it from , so if your bored check it out , it even has a short video demonstration ooooooooooooo

I can see them sylvia glands working over time already

, guess he must have seen the video demo also lol.

UK time. 21.06. 4thJune

http://www.jmldirect.com/Halogen-Oven-PH1500/

“God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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06-04-2008 6:39 PM In reply to

jmac
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Sandy I already have a CONVECTION OVEN, but it doesn't look as fancy as yours.

Convection---Methods of heat transfer, conduction, radiation, and the air moves all around!

Cooks faster and more even than a regular oven and furthermore SHUT UP Jack!...........

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06-05-2008 2:32 PM In reply to

Sandy
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ANNIEG:
I was wondering if a little tenderizing could help them, you know pound them like you tenderize steak?? If not at least it would help any frustration one might have from the stress of "catching" one of those golfs?

Good idea

ANNIEG , havent got a tenderizer handy but how about this Jack should be alright as long as you wash it off first

Sandy x UK time 20.30pm June 5th

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06-09-2008 5:13 PM In reply to

ANNIEG
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Sandy:
Good idea ANNIEG , havent got a tenderizer handy but how about this Jack should be alright as long as you wash it off first

He'd get some exercize!

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06-09-2008 8:37 PM In reply to

jmac
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Good idea

ANNIEG , havent got a tenderizer handy but how about this Jack should be alright as long as you wash it off first

He'd get some exercize!

Geezz guys, that would be a good exercise.

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