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Headlines From The Year 2029

Last post 07-01-2008 1:09 PM by jmac. 2 replies.
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  • 07-01-2008 8:35 AM

    • jmac
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    Headlines From The Year 2029

     

     

    I post this “For Humor Only”, Jack.     

     

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. Minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
     

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.


    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.                       

    Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .


    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

    Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

     

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  • 07-01-2008 11:00 AM In reply to

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    Re: Headlines From The Year 2029

    That is funny, but to speak such tragedy into existence???  I cannot even consider accepting this into my thoughts.

    JOhn ><>

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  • 07-01-2008 1:09 PM In reply to

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    Re: Headlines From The Year 2029

    I agree John, funny, and I posted as humor, I agree, I don't want this in my life, thats why I won't speak it into my life.
    Blessings,
    Jack                                                            
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