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50 Dollars!

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  • 07-30-2008 2:02 PM

    • Sandy
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    50 Dollars!

     
    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
    Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that
    helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

    One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't
    ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

    To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter
    ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty
    dollars.'

    The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
    When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and
    said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

    Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' 
    “God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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  • 07-30-2008 4:00 PM In reply to

    • slim
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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    Good one Sandy, poor Esther, but as has been said "Fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
     
                                                                                       
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  • 07-31-2008 2:05 AM In reply to

    • Sandy
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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    slim:
    Good one Sandy, poor Esther, but as has been said "Fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
     
                                                                                       
     
    forgot to say when I posted this joke that our sister aussiegirl contributed it .(thanks sis , keep um coming )
    Love Sandy x
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  • 07-31-2008 8:48 AM In reply to

    • slim
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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    Hope she, Aussiegirl, can get back on cfaith!!
                                                                                              
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  • 08-02-2008 3:39 AM In reply to

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    slim:
    Hope she, Aussiegirl, can get back on cfaith!!
                                                                                              
     
    Well I'm back Slim..thanks for your encouragement..Blessings to you..
     
    Aussiegirl...
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  • 08-02-2008 9:33 AM In reply to

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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    aussiegirl:
    slim:
    Hope she, Aussiegirl, can get back on cfaith!!
                                                                                              
     
    Well I'm back Slim..thanks for your encouragement..Blessings to you..
     
    Aussiegirl...
    “God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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  • 08-03-2008 9:42 PM In reply to

    • AmeriKan
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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    And don't forget Dee, too!!!   How we ALL missed you, Aussiegirl!!!   Far too quiet.
     
    And I'm back from my three-day sabbatical!!!
     
    And I have some really good news to share in a day or two!!!!
    Blessings,
    AmeriKan
     
     
    God is FAITHFUL!!!!!
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  • 08-03-2008 10:34 PM In reply to

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    AmeriKan:
    And don't forget Dee, too!!!   How we ALL missed you, Aussiegirl!!!   Far too quiet.
     
    And I'm back from my three-day sabbatical!!!
     
    And I have some really good news to share in a day or two!!!!
    Blessings,
    AmeriKan
     
     
     
     
    Oh My lambs!! AmeriKan..that is such a long time to wait...2 sleeps!!!(good news... Hum!!)..being of the curious nature...it's getting the better of me...but I will wait patiently....
     
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  • 08-04-2008 2:18 AM In reply to

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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    AmeriKan:
    And don't forget Dee, too!!!
     I didnt forget you sis , sorry sweetheart , I should have thought , (you were right to say broth  ), didn't know if you were back on line yet with your move and all, (both you and Larry hold a very special place in my heart ) And of course if you look a little further across the page of below pic again  you will see you did get a mention 
     
    Love Sandy x
    “God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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  • 08-04-2008 2:37 AM In reply to

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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    aussiegirl:
    AmeriKan:
    And don't forget Dee, too!!!   How we ALL missed you, Aussiegirl!!!   Far too quiet.
     
    And I'm back from my three-day sabbatical!!!
     
    And I have some really good news to share in a day or two!!!!
    Blessings,
    AmeriKan
     
     
     
     
    Oh My lambs!! AmeriKan..that is such a long time to wait...2 sleeps!!!(good news... Hum!!)..being of the curious nature...it's getting the better of me...but I will wait patiently....
     
    speak for yourself kid lol , I wanna know now
     
     
    “God does not call those who are equipped, he equips those whom He has called”.

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  • 08-08-2008 2:17 PM In reply to

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    Re: 50 Dollars!

    To hear about Obama's tour go to:
     
    Doc
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  • 09-23-2008 10:52 PM In reply to

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     That proves it. He didn't think she was worth it. Maybe $49?   But  $50  is $50 alright.
    The WORD, The SPIRIT, And PRAYER
    are a 'must' in our lives.

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